These people are just way too much. They like to self assume that some incident happened to u and imagine the picture of what happened to you first. Then they will ask u about it, base on their own assumption (whether it is correct or wrong). And then they will expect u to correct them if they are wrong and explain/tell them the whole story.
I’m not trying to exaggerate the scenario. Similar incidents occurred all the time. Look at what happened to me recently:
(someone saw me crippling along the aisle, after lunch)
Someone: (self assumed) hey I thought u were wearing flats this morning, HOW come u can still sprain ur leg with flats?
(Yea you are so observant to see me wearing flats this morning)
Me: Actually I sprained my ankle during the weekends.
Someone: Hah, HOW u injured yourself one?
(Hey I already said that it was an accident made by myself)
Me: err…. Too much high heels, twisted my leg.
Someone: WHERE u injured your leg?
(Do I need to tell u where I went during the weekends?)
Me: staircase lar.
Someone: WHERE?
(Do I need to inform you which staircase and how I fell off from the staircase?)
Me: …
Someone: (self assumed again) I thought u went shopping during the weekends, HOW did u injured yourself?
(ok how u know I went shopping during the weekends and what the hell?)
Me: …
Ok, this is way too much. You are not my mom / dad nor even my boyfriend. Do I need to describe to u in detail and tell you where I went, what I do, or whom I went out with during the weekends?
Do I have to specifically inform u which staircase I fell off, or which high heels I was wearing during the accident? If I were to tell u about it, what are u going to do with it?
Demolish the staircase? Burn my high heels?
FYI, I bought the high heels at NOSE during sales. It is worth RM24.95 after the price slash. And it looks exactly like this:
The Killer
If u see me wearing it next time, maybe u would like to burn it or take it away from me so that I wont injured myself again.
When I told my mom that I twisted my leg, all she does is pass me the Zam Bak cream:
The Savior
and it works perfectly fine too!! And my mom told me to apply on it to heal. This is the correct way of showing your concern, if your aim is to concern me but not stalking me.
We are not doing C.S.I here and I am not a crime. I need not to explain to u everything!
I JUST INJURED MY LEG!
3 comments:
That guy want to chase you ah ~
gosh... then i must be blind then coz i didn't see you limping on Monday night... maybe too busy looking at your hair =P
24.95 for the shoes might be a little bit cheap for women? time to get better/more expensive ones?
well at least you have someone who stalks you and notices what you do... shows that you are attractive hehehe
i don care what they want to do with me. just don go over the border and intrude my privacy.
anyway the shoe's original price is RM49.90, i just bought it after the price slash. someone taught me that girls should not care how much the shoes cost, just buy them and wear them and let them tore and buy again!! (sounds a bit scary right?)
which explains why some girls have hundred pairs of shoe ^^
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